Thanky

Thanks to everyone who attended CHEAP FUN last Friday, it was super cheap and super fun.  Thanks also to the fine citizens who donated booze and food.  I will post pictures soon.

More short story zines will be coming as well and will be available to purchase on an online store that has yet to exist.


Here is a sample from one of the stories:

With all Stephen’s education he never learned how to fix his own meals.  Even after he caught his father standing over his bowl of cereal with a saltshaker, gazing vacantly into the milk as it grayed and became bitter.

 –from The Hand That Feeds Him

Oh parents, they sure could fuck you up if they wanted to.

Putin and his puppy

VLAD!

CHEAP FUN ART SHOW one week from today! October 28th! (check the last post for more details)

I was a bit hungover so I watched CNN this morning, more for a way to numb my brain than anything else.  The sexy news lady was pontificating about whether it was disrespectful the way the rebels in Libya were treating Gaddafi's body... isn't it better to make it apparent to the prospective young dictators of the world that tyranny generally ends with you as a bloody mess?  He looked like if someone took the corpse of Elizabeth Taylor and threw it down a flight of stairs... then shot it.  Just saying, it wasn't very respectful of Muammar to go dictating all over the place in the stylish way he did.

Speaking of dictators, I mentioned in my last post that there will be some zines for sale at CHEAP FUN one of which will be the official fanzine of Vladimir Putin, VLAD!  Come see this beautiful Russian hunk of man in all his glory.

UPCOMING SHOW, CHEAP FUN!

OCTOBER 28th, which is a Friday, which is also the birthdays of such greats as Charlie Daniels and our favorite despot to despise and have nightmares about Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinajagahagajhd (I'm not sure if would actually be considered a despot due to his apparent lack of actual power)... anyway, Friday Oct 28th I will be having an art show at 5949 Kingsbury Avenue here in St. Louis (would you like a map?).  There will be paintings, drawings and all that good stuff as well as some literature zines for a low low low low low price.  There will also be cheap prints for sale so bring your AMEX cards or your unwanted Sacagawea coins.  Free booze and food will be provided.  Here is the cover of the zine-style short story book.

also, if you happen to have picked up my show card and you followed the address to this site and you like what you see, subscribe!  Really, its embarrassing to the blogspot people that only three people read this (one of them being my girlfriend who doesn't actually read it).  And if you don't like it pass the card along to someone who has nothing to do on a Friday night.

T-shirts

"You know where the big bux are?"
"Yes."
"T-shirts"
"Oh."
"You know where the bigger bux are?"
"Uh."
"T-shirts with artsy designs that make no sense."
"Ok."

The sound is in the clouds

I've been away for a while, and this will be no surprise to the two guys who might read this blog, but I am back and have nothing better to do but update.  I recently lost my job which really means I have more time to do art and write and all the stuff I like to do.... at least until the money runs out.  A little change... I declare this site to not only be dedicated to visual art but also my writing and music.  So here is a song.

New things coming up... short story zine.  Some new paintings and drawings.  Possibly some recorded stories, and more music.  I've also been working on a new comic, but it may be a while before I finish that.

Tornado of fun...

I'm sorry, tornado(e?)s are not fun.  This is what I do when terrible storms abound.

 Big screen TV with a sleek, modern stand.

Nightmares about the 90's.

Stop me if you've heard this one.  Brown & Brown.