No, that ain't no robot penis...

Getting ready to record episode #13 of Cheap Fun! The Short Story Podcast and thought that I should share a pic of the new microphone in all its glory.  Thanks again RAC!  Also thanks to the RAC a brand spanking new app for iPhone and Android devices will soon be available to download.

Last LISTEN!

A new podcast episode is going up tomorrow! JUNE 1st!

...and because I'm a cheap ass I will have to take down an earlier episode to make room for the new stuff.

The retiring episode is #4 The Shirtless Man.  Take a listen before its too late.

Better late than never...

Flyer for episode #9 of The Cheap Fun! Short Story Podcast

Take Back Your Country!

Olympus Has Fallen 2?  No it's Cheap Fun!  The Short Story Podcast.  Your #faveflav.  Be the first to listen and win respect.

There is ice cream in your future

Happy stories for everybody!  Check out this months episode of CHEAP FUN, the short story podcast.  
There's ice cream...

Here's a quote to get you pumped:

"... he might have floated all the way down to New Orleans before drowning.  Whole new varieties of pain entered his mind.  Sharks in the Gulf.  Assholes on jet skis.  Fire spewing over water.  Tar and feathers.  Crabs picking at the bones."

Some light-hearted listening for a fine day.


Also, if you want to check out some old episodes, please be my guest.

cleanliness is next to soullessness...

The slow progression towards not being able to sit at the desk.


New podcast episode coming up next week!  Didn't listen to the last episode?  Well shit, throw me a bone here people...

(paraphrased)
Jed- Hey I listened to  your last podcast while I was on the toilet.
Me- Are you sure that wasn't the sound of you shitting?

Its good stuff guys.  Real high brow.  So sit down.  Have a shit.  Listen to a story.

TEENY-TINY ITSY-BITSY-TEENY-WEENIE MICRO PSYCHO FICTION

The sixth edition of the seven part series following a dwarf in an epic adventure in public service.
Actually a failed attempt at micro fiction, this story is a journey into madness!!!!!

An American with Korean School Children

Here's an old painting that maybe you probably have not seen.

Mostly I am putting this up so I can repost the PODCAST! 
If you haven't checked out the last episode (and I know you haven't) you should.
Why?  Because I say so... and there's nudity.

Also, you should check out my good buddy Adam's website.  He just refurbished the whole place.

By the way, that new Bowie song is gorgeously sad in a good way.

New SHORT STORY podcast episode!!!!!!

A historic announcement!!!!!!!!!!!
Download it!
Stream it!
Send it to your friends!
Send it to your enemies...

Can you tell how sick I am? Yeck.

BUGLE BOYS

I am almost done with my first comic book, though the design and layout process may take a while.  I am learning indesign so I can do my own print layouts and stuff and boy oh boy am I having fun.  If you haven't had the opportunity to watch hours of instructional videos taught by a man who rolls his r's for some reason, then you haven't lived.  

New podcast episode next week.  I will be reading "The Shirtless Man" which is an oldy but goody.  I have been writing new stories involving drones, men falling out of trees, and dad's smoking weed...  none of which are quite ready for prime time, as they say in the biz.

In the mean time, I made a couple of logos for THE BUGLE logo competition.  If you don't listen to THE BUGLE then you are truly missing out on some vomit inducing pun runs.  Here is the finished version of John and Andy's transformation into old timey newsboys.